MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Facebook is serious about enforcing its community standards.

Today, the social media giant officially declared ex-Comelec Commissioner Rowena Guanzon as ‘SPAM’ and a violation of the community standards.

This, after Guanzon posted a self-video of her dancing to the tune of “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls:

As such, any posts by her or about her on Facebook will be banned or taken down, and violators taken to FB jail.

So be forewarned. If you’re a fan of Guanzon, stay away from Facebook and stick to Twitter.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Tesla CEO and Twitter Chief Technology Officer is not one to apologize for anything, not even for embarrassing his own CEO on national TV.

But there is always a first time.

Yesterday, Musk apologized to Magneto for a tweet he posted regarding George Soros.

Magneto is a powerful mutant, one of a fictional subspecies of humanity born with superhuman abilities, who has the ability to generate and control .

Musk likes to control but this time he was controlled by a mutant.

Chief geopolitics correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report.