MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles empathizes with self-proclaimed investigative writer Raissa Robles as she asked on her Twitter account why “trolls” keep on attacking her with an old lie (presumably the rumors on her shoplifting in Greenhills). She challenged her commenters to be more creative.

We totally agree.

We all should stop spreading the old and tired rumor and instead focus on the facts about her.

Case in point: Robles has an English Literature degree from the University of the Philippines with focus on imaginative writing.

Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt as she continues to write and post articles or comments that are the figments of her imagination. She’s good at it. After all, she graduate magna cum laude!

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – In her desperate attempt to salvage her sagging following and engagement on her Vlog, Bb. Maharlika wrapped a huge fake (fake just like her blogs) snake around her neck, in the hope that it will increase her 100-some views.

Alas, she choked on the fake snake and had to cut short her vlogging.

But not after The Adobo Chronicles’ Orman O. Manansala snapped a picture of the choking palangga.