(Editor’s note: Ladies and gentlemen, gather your monocles and couture pitchforks because Politique PH is here to dazzle and bewilder the high society elite every Tuesday! In a world where opulence meets absurdity, brace yourselves for a satirical rollercoaster through the baffling world of highfalutin absurdity.

In this debut column, PPH responds to crybaby blogger Mark Lopez who has accused it and The Adobo Chronicles as lacking in substance and being THs and KSPs.)

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While whispers on the TPL3 blog suggests you’ve been playing detective to unveil my persona, yet here you are, flaunting your supposed nonchalance. Who is the REAL trying hard now? 🤭🌺🌟

As for clout, darling, it follows me like a shadow in a sunny stroll. I write, my readers engage. 🤭🚶‍♀️☁️

And since you brought up engagement, it’s such a telling tale, isn’t it? With your following that rivals small cities (200k+), i expected a bustling metropolis in your comments section. Yet, alas, it appears more akin to a quiet, forgotten hamlet. Is your comments section the digital ghost town of the 21st century? 🏚️👻 🤭

In a world brimming with humor, there exists a peculiar breed of individuals, the tragically humorless. These unfortunate souls were evidently born with a genetic defect that omitted their funny bone. Their laughter is as elusive as a unicorn in a desert, and their idea of comedy is about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow motion.

While the rest of us revel in witty banter, these individuals appear to be trapped in a perpetual game of “Guess the Punchline.” They in constant search of “substance.” What substance are they inhaling?

It’s a real-life tragicomedy, watching them navigate a humor-filled world, as they respond to jokes with a blank stare or, at best, a polite, “I don’t get it.”

In an age where memes rule and stand-up comedy is a religion, the humor-challenged populace remains an enigma. Are they aliens from a distant planet with no concept of humor? Or perhaps they’re undercover agents on a mission to suck the fun out of life, one joke at a time.

While we may never truly understand the plight of those born without a funny bone, one thing is clear: they’ve unwittingly become walking, talking cautionary tales. In their presence, we learn to cherish our humor, for it’s a gift we should never take for granted. After all, in a world full of laughter, being born without a funny bone is the ultimate cosmic punchline.

SAN JOSE, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – The Adobo Chronicles is thrilled to announce a weekly rendezvous with the crème de la crème of political wit!

Starting this week, Politique PH will grace our satire site as the esteemed guest high society columnist. Get ready to be dazzled and entertained as we deliver a unique blend of humor, insight, and political satire like never before.

Join us every week as Politique PH lends its sharp pen to the world of satire, offering a witty take on the latest in high society and political circles. This collaboration promises a delightful fusion of humor and satire that you won’t want to miss. Stay tuned and mark your calendars for a weekly dose of brilliance and amusement!

Let’s all tea to that!

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