(Orman O. Manansala contributed to this report)

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – At The Adobo Chronicles, we not only bring you the most up-to-date, unbelievable news — we also reimagine the news for you.

The controversy over the departure of Tito, Vic and Joey from GMA7 and the noontime show, “Eat Bulaga” could have been tempered a bit, had TAPE (Television and Production Exdponents, Inc.) issued a different press statement.

Here, we present three possible scenarios: bitter, better, best!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – It’s farewell for Tito, Vic and Joey (TVJ) from their home of 28 years — GMA 7 — as they went to work for the last day today. Social media fans of their noon-time show, “Eat Bulaga” all but blurred their profile photos with the color black or candles.

But here’s good news!

The trio told The Adobo Chronicles that they will soon resurrect their slapstick show on the defunct ABS-CBN which has recently entered into a content partnership with Martin Romualdez’ Prime Media network.

It’ll be the same old trio but in order to set themselves apart from the network they just left, they will rename their group Joey, Vic and Tito (JVT)

Same same, but different!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Netizens bashed her for what they described as an incoherent statement regarding quarantine during the height of the Covid-19 pandemic in the Philippines. But Kim Chiu turned the bashing into a hit single, “Bawal Lumabas.”

Now the ABS-CBN singer-actress is coming out with a follow-up single, again inspired by netizen bashings on an interview she had, talking about the previous bashing.

The new single is called “360.” It doesn’t matter what it is about. It’ll surely be another hit single.

Here is a clip of parts of that interview where she talked about, well, 360: