Sass Rogando Sasot has once again updated his ever-evolving LinkedIn cosplay — from “international relations expert” to, wait for it, “scientific socialist.” Because, why not? Who needs credentials when you have confidence and a Wi-Fi connection?

Sasot’s expertise seems to shift faster than his thesis submission deadlines. He’s like a Pokémon of academia, evolving every semester — just without the gym badges. His one consistent title? “Forever Student,” tirelessly collecting educational units like Infinity Stones, not for enlightenment, but for the real prize: a shiny new student visa.

Forget scholarly publications or peer-reviewed work — if degrees could be bought in bulk, Sasot would need storage space.

While others chase diplomas to graduate, he chases them like Pokémon Go players chasing Pikachu in 2016. In the end, his most verifiable credential is his Olympic-level endurance in academic enrollment. Truly, the Usain Bolt of unpaid or crowd-sourced tuition and unfinished dissertations.