In a world where the line between truth and fiction is blurrier than ever, Jay Sonza has risen like a phoenix from the ashes of traditional journalism to claim his throne as the king of fake news and wild speculation.

Once a revered broadcast journalist, Sonza has now mastered the art of turning gossip into gospel, effortlessly outshining even the legendary L.A. Maharlika. With a single blog post, Sonza can conjure scandals so sensational that even Edwin Jamora, the Duterte-era maestro of misinformation, pales in comparison.

Pinoy bloggers everywhere tremble at the mere mention of Sonza’s name, knowing that no one spins a yarn quite like him. Whether it’s a story about alien invasions in Malacañang or a secret plot to turn the Philippines into the next Atlantis, Sonza delivers with such conviction that readers are left questioning not only reality but their own sanity.