In a move that will surely be lauded by those who believe in the sanctity of caveman culture, Senator Robin Padilla is rumored to be drafting a groundbreaking bill that will secure the endangered species known as the “oppressed husband.”
Inspired by a Senate hearing, Padilla’s proposal aims to enshrine into law the idea that a husband’s sexual rights over his wife are paramount, as well as amend the Constitution to ensure wives dutifully serve their husbands.
After all, why stop at protecting the rights of men when we can also resurrect the fine traditions of machismo and misogyny. The senator’s revolutionary thinking suggests that women, with their pesky independence, need a gentle reminder of their “natural” place in society.
It’s comforting to know that in a world grappling with minor issues like poverty and corruption, we have champions like Padilla, ensuring that the Filipino family remains firmly rooted in the Middle Ages.
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