In a spectacle worthy of the absurd, a devout member of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ has apparently offered a P20M reward for the name or names of those funding the P10M bounty on Pastor Apollo Quiboloy.

It’s a dizzying game of financial one-upmanship. The DOJ, not one to be outdone, might as well join the fun and put up P30M for anyone who can pinpoint the generous soul behind the P20M offer. It’s like a high-stakes version of musical chairs, where the reward money circulates faster than the rumors.

As the pots grow richer, so does the comedy. Who knew justice could be so profitable? If this trend continues, the next step might be offering bounties to identify who is keeping track of all these bounties.

In the end, it seems the real winners here are the lawyers and bounty hunters, while the public enjoys the unfolding farce.