In Davao’s city bright and fair,
A mayor was suspended, oh what a scare!
’Twas Harry Roque, with vloggers in tow,
Proclaimed it loudly, for clicks to grow.
Once a spokesman, now a gossip king,
He joins the fray with quite a zing.
Maharlika and Sass in his crew,
Chasing rumors, old and new.
Mayor Baste, caught in the whirl,
Confirmed it himself, no truth to unfurl.
A clickbait tale, spun just for show,
In the world of gossip, truth runs slow.
Roque’s fame, now a sparkling gem,
Among the vloggers, he’s one of them.
From palace halls to internet’s lore,
Oh, the drama, they all adore.
So here’s a toast to the gossip train,
Where facts are lost, and myths reign.
A satire dance in the digital light,
Where rumors thrive, and truth takes flight.
The Adobo Chronicles 