In a move that only the most brilliant minds of our time could have concocted, disbarred attorney and renowned expert in nothing, Larry Gadon, is set to grace our screens on PTV. Yes, the Anti-Poverty Czar, whose credentials in spreading poverty of intellect are unparalleled, will now host his own show.

Imagine the taxpayer delight as their hard-earned money funds “BOBO Tube,” a fittingly named program for the boob tube generation. 

Gadon, an icon of cluelessness, promises to elevate our collective idiocy to new heights, perhaps outshining even “It’s Showtime” and “EAT Bulaga.” 

With Gadon at the helm, expect a masterclass in turning viewers’ brains to mush. Who needs quality programming when we can dive headfirst into a cesspool of dimwitted discourse?

Bravo, PTV, for this pioneering assault on intelligence!