Welcome to the dazzling new season of “Rigodon de Honor,” where our esteemed politicians showcase their nimble-footed prowess in the grand ballet of political expediency. Witness as they gracefully twirl away from their old parties, only to pirouette into the waiting arms of new allies, demonstrating their unmatched talent for survivalist choreography. 

As election season looms, watch in awe as these masters of the dance form dizzying alliances and coalition curlicues, abandoning principles faster than you can say “re-election.” It’s a true spectacle of democracy in motion, where the choreography is as unpredictable as the promises they make. 

Tune in for a riveting performance of synchronized flip-flopping and marvel at the art of strange bedfellow-alliances, proving that in the world of politics, loyalty is just another step in the dance.