In a twist more shocking than a telenovela plot, court records have finally revealed the true identity of the elusive blogger Pebbles Talakera. It turns out that the keyboard warrior behind the catchy pseudonym is none other than Vicente Cunanan. Yes, folks, you heard it right — the mystery is no more.

In a dramatic courtroom revelation, Pebbles, the digital phantom, swore under oath to being Cunanan in real life. It’s a stark reminder that while the digital world allows us to masquerade as anyone we please — from superheroes to talking pebbles — reality bites when you step into the courthouse.

So, the next time you think about hiding behind a clever moniker online, just remember: court records don’t lie, and your alter ego might just get unmasked, turning Pebbles into Vicente faster than you can say “Your Honor.”