As the relentless march of Covid-19 variants continues, perhaps it’s time we borrow a page from the Philippine weather bureau and bestow them with local names. After all, the latest variant dubbed FLiRT (a charming, if inappropriate, acronym) could be rebranded as the “Malandi variant.” 

This would certainly grab attention, adding a touch of cultural flavor to our scientific discourse. Imagine the public service announcements: “Stay vigilant against Malandi!” It’s a perfect blend of humor and caution, ensuring that even our pandemics are unmistakably Filipino. Moreover, such names could spark creative public health campaigns. Instead of drab, clinical terms, we could have a gallery of colorful, memorable names that resonate more deeply with the populace. 

While the thought is admittedly absurd, it’s a reflection of how we might find levity in crisis, even if it means transforming a global pandemic into a uniquely Filipino saga.