In a bizarre twist that could only be described as a symphony of self-obsession, vlogger Sass Rogando Sasot has taken to her social media accounts with a cryptic message that has left her followers scratching their heads. 

Comparing herself to a jukebox, Sasot seems to be reveling in her own perceived versatility, perhaps unaware that jukeboxes are relics of a bygone era, much like her relevance in serious discourse.

In her melodramatic ode to self, Sasot seems to forget that jukeboxes are known for playing other people’s tunes, not generating their own original content. But alas, in the theater of absurdity that is social media, even the most out-of-tune metaphors can find an audience.

As Sasot’s digital jukebox continues to blare its cacophony of self-aggrandizement, one can’t help but pity the poor souls who keep feeding it coins, hoping for a hit but only finding the same tired old tune.