In a dazzling display of haute couture and industrial-grade ingenuity, The Adobo Chronicles unveiled its “Best Dressed” list for the MET Gala, offering a tongue-in-cheek glimpse into fashion’s most eccentric night.

Kim Kardashian’s innovative use of masking tape as a fashion accessory left jaws taped shut, symbolizing the lengths one would go for the perfect silhouette.

Michele Yeoh’s ensemble, resembling a walking disco ball crafted from 50 rolls of aluminum foil, proved that glamour knows no bounds, even if it means raiding the kitchen pantry for inspiration.

Lady Gaga’s avant-garde gown, destined for museum display at Guggenheim’s, the term “wearable art” to new heights, quite literally.

And Rihanna, never one to shy away from grand entrances, stole the show by arriving and departing in a hot air balloon, reminding us that in the realm of fashion and fleeting fame, the sky’s the limit—quite literally.

Ah, the MET Gala: where style meets spectacle, and sanity takes a fashionable hiatus.