Wow, it feels like a whole era has passed since I last checked in on the political scene! Well, now, let’s dive into the latest world of Philippine politics, where the currency 💰 is not just mere words, but how passionately one can defend the indefensible. 😂🙄

Here’s something to think of: If Jay Sonza is pocketing a cool ₱1 million a month from SMNI/Pastor Quiboloy, one can only wonder at the paycheck of the likes of Trixie-Cruz Angeles, Mark Lopez, Banat By and Lorraine Badoy in their fervent crusade to shield the “Appointed Son of God” from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune – and allegations. 🏹

Picture this: the Gawad Urian Awards — but for the most zealous defenders of The Kingdom. The envelope, please! And the winner for ‘Best Performance in a Leading Role’ goes to… well, the suspense is less about who wins and more about the size of their take-home pay, isn’t it? For why would they risk sounding irrational, illogical, and sometimes outright dumb for nothing? 🤑

In a world where defending someone with a laundry list of allegations against him in the Philippines and America is considered a full-time job, our quad might just be the envy of every spin doctor out there. 🤡

If Jay Sonza’s monthly haul is the benchmark, then Trixie-Cruz Angeles, Mark Lopez, Banat By, and Lorraine Badoy might be negotiating their contracts for that sweet, sweet “Appointed Son of God” defender bonus. Are they getting double? Triple? A percentage of the Holy treasury? 💰👼🔝

But let’s keep it classy, shall we? After all, discussing salaries is a bit gauche – especially when the paychecks are supposedly signed by the Divine ✍️😇. Instead, let’s toast to the defenders. May their arguments be as fortified as their bank accounts, and may their wit always be sharper than their critics’ 🗡.

In the end, it’s not about the money (or so they say); it’s about the glory of the defense. Or perhaps the glory of the paychecks? Only their accountants (assuming they pay taxes on their under-the-table transactions) know for sure. 🕵️‍♂️💼

And to the audience, remember: defending the “Appointed Son of God,” the performances might just be Gawad Urian worthy 🎥🍿. But as for the effectiveness of the defense? Well, that’s a story for another day. 😉