In a twist worthy of divine comedy, the Davao Regional Trial Court has issued a warrant for the arrest of Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed “appointed son of God,” on sexual abuse charges. 

However, it seems that even divine intervention couldn’t locate Quiboloy as the Davao police, in a miraculous display of cluelessness, claim they have no idea where he is. It appears that when it comes to evading earthly justice, divine connections are the ultimate trump card.

One might wonder if Quiboloy has ascended to higher realms, leaving mere mortals to grapple with the earthly consequences of his alleged actions. Or perhaps he’s simply taking a celestial sabbatical, basking in the glow of his divine immunity.

In this theater of the absurd, justice seems to be on an extended vacation, while Quiboloy’s whereabouts remain a heavenly mystery. As the saying goes, “God works in mysterious ways,” and apparently, so does his appointed son.