Attorney Harry Roque, the maestro of speculative musings, has once again graced us with his unique brand of clickbait-worthy commentary. 

In his recent oration, he astutely reminds us that the possibility of martial law looms over the Philippines like a shadow in the moonlight, conveniently neglecting the nuanced dance between legal possibility and practical probability.

Yes, dear citizens, the constitution does indeed offer our dear leaders the tantalizing option to flex their authoritarian muscles. But alas, just because one possesses the power to press the big red button labeled “Martial Law” doesn’t mean it should be treated like a game of political whack-a-mole.

Roque’s whimsical dalliance with hypotheticals serves as a gentle reminder that in the grand theater of Philippine politics, speculation often masquerades as insight, and clickbait masquerades as analysis. 

So let us raise our eyebrows in unison and applaud the virtuoso performance of our legal jester, for in his words, we find not just amusement, but a profound sense of… well, something.