In a baffling turn of events, Meta, the juggernaut of social media, suffered a global outage, leaving users stranded in the vast digital desert for nearly an hour. As panic ensued, users frantically tried to log back in, only to be met with the dreaded error messages. However, fear not, for Meta’s director of communications, in a moment of sheer brilliance, decided to reassure the masses… via a humble post on X, formerly known as Twitter. Oh, the irony! Even the mighty Meta had to resort to the platform it once scorned.

Meanwhile, amidst the chaos, Mark Zuckerberg, the titan behind the curtain, found himself stranded in India, of all places. Perhaps a pilgrimage to seek digital enlightenment? One can only speculate. But fear not, fellow netizens, for in this interconnected web of social media, no man is an island. Even the mighty Meta must bow before the fickle gods of technology.