In a world where blondes supposedly have more fun, the battle lines are drawn, and it’s not just about hair color anymore. 

Taylor Swift, with her ever-changing shades of blonde, emerges as the anti-Trump crusader, sporting a t-shirt that screams defiance against a potential second presidential term for the orange-haired incumbent. 

But wait, aren’t all blondes supposed to stick together in some mythical sisterhood of the fair-haired? Apparently not. As Swift takes her stand, the rift within the blonde community becomes glaringly obvious. While some may expect a united front, it turns out that not all blondes share the same political aspirations or hair dye preferences. 

With Trump facing disqualification in multiple states, the battle for the blonde throne takes a dramatic turn. Will Swift’s legion of followers heed her call, or will Trump’s supporters dye their hair to match his fiery hue? Only time will tell in this absurdly blond-tastic saga.