Ah, the Ninoy Aquino International Airport, where even the bed bugs have upgraded to first class. With the recent infestation in the waiting lounges, it seems these tiny critters have joined the ranks of the airport’s infamous reputation. 

Move over, laglag bala; make room for the “planted” bed bug conspiracy theories buzzing around social media. Who knew these blood-sucking pests were such frequent flyers, proving that it’s not just people who travel through NAIA, but pests too. 

The discovery of bed bugs serves as a biting allegory for the human pests that have plagued the airport’s reputation for years. And for those lucky enough to snag a first-class ticket, don’t rest easy just yet; even VIP lounges and spacious seats aren’t immune to these unwanted passengers. 

So, next time you’re at NAIA, watch out for more than just flight delays – the bed bugs might just be checking in for their own turbulent journey.