In the theater of Philippine politics, where alliances are as sturdy as sandcastles, enter the latest blockbuster: the UniTeam for charter change!

With President Bongbong Marcos leading the charge, backed by Rodrigo Duterte’s newfound affection for cha-cha, it’s a match made in political heaven – or more accurately, political opportunism. Despite allegations of a People’s Initiative as shaky as a Jenga tower, the House of Representatives and its Speaker are determined to push through with their grand scheme.

As the president and ex-president cozy up, naysayers are left floundering, their plans to sow discord dashed like dreams of finding an honest politician. In this topsy-turvy world, where principles are as flexible as a gymnast’s spine, it’s no wonder skeptics are left scratching their heads, wondering if they’ve stumbled into a political sitcom or just the latest episode of “As the Philippines Turns.”