In a stunning display of irony, the Cebu Prayer Rally against charter change saw attendance dwindle faster than politicians’ promises.

With a turnout barely surpassing a modest family reunion, it became more of a spectator sport than a spiritual gathering. The highlight? Not divine intervention, but the gyrations of an entertainer, Willie Revillame’s ladies team, leading the faithful in a “sexy dance” routine. Even President Duterte’s address failed to stir the lukewarm crowd, his flip-flopping rhetoric only adding to the confusion.

The absence of genuine prayer was palpable, replaced by political pandering and unpopular agendas. Perhaps next time, Harry Roque could add some flair with a sashaying runway walk.

As attendees reflect on their misplaced faith, one can’t help but ponder: is this a case of “fool me once, shame on you,” and “fool me twice, shame on me?” Or just another day in Philippine politics?