In a divine display of comedic timing, the heavens decided to rain on Cebu’s much-ballyhooed anti-government Prayer Rally, leaving participants scrambling for shelter under the very tents they had set up to block the scorching sun. 

Not even the self-appointed “son of God” could persuade the clouds to hold their water. As attendees huddled together, some couldn’t help but wonder if perhaps the celestial powers had a sense of irony, dousing a gathering supposedly aimed at divine intervention with an unexpected deluge. 

Amidst soggy hymnals and dripping expletive-ridden political scripts, speculation ran rampant about whether the weather was a sign from above or just a case of inconvenient timing. Regardless, it seems the heavens had their own plans for the day’s proceedings, leaving organizers to ponder whether they should have checked the celestial forecast before scheduling their next divine event.