In the grand theater of divine appointments, Pastor Apollo Quiboloy has graciously bestowed upon himself the title of the “appointed son of God.” 

One can’t help but marvel at the audacity of this divine self-appointment, which rivals even the most celestial of celestial nominations. As we ponder this revelation, it prompts a delightful exploration into the fine demarcation between religion and cult. 

While religions typically revolve around beliefs in the supernatural, cults tend to feature an unwavering devotion to a singular leader or peculiar set of doctrines. Quiboloy’s Kingdom of Jesus Christ certainly seems to fit snugly into the latter category, with its fervent allegiance to its esteemed leader and his divine proclamations. 

So, let us applaud Quiboloy for boldly blurring the lines between the divine and the delusional, as he leads his devoted followers on a celestial journey where the boundaries of faith and fanaticism intertwine in delightful confusion.