In a jaw-dropping display of bureaucratic dentistry, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has left the nation gaping with its latest move: issuing a toothless “lookout order” on Pastor Apollo Quiboloy. 

This decision, akin to yanking out all the teeth but forgetting the dentures, showcases the DOJ’s knack for leaving gaping holes in its enforcement efforts.

With a subpoena dangling like a loose molar, Quiboloy’s potential departure remains as unpredictable as a game of dental roulette. The DOJ’s strategy seems to involve little more than a half-hearted grin and a hopeful glance, reminiscent of a tooth fairy on vacation.

In a justice system that often resembles a dental clinic where the drills are missing and the anesthesia expired, this latest development only adds to the cavalcade of absurdities. It’s a reminder that in the theater of law enforcement, sometimes the only thing more absent than justice is a decent set of molars.