Senate President Migz Zubiri seems to be tiptoeing around the subpoena for Pastor Apollo Quiboloy like a cat avoiding a puddle. 

One can’t help but wonder what’s causing this sudden case of cold feet. Is he afraid Quiboloy might unleash a divine wrath upon him? Or perhaps he’s worried about offending the delicate sensibilities of Quiboloy’s loyal followers, who might start a pilgrimage to the Senate armed with holy water and pitchforks? 

Maybe Zubiri is just protecting his prized collection of bonsai trees from any potential curses Quiboloy could cast his way. After all, those bonsais are his pride and joy. 

Whatever the reason, it seems the Senate President is more concerned with dodging the subpoena than actually facing the truth. But hey, who needs accountability when you have a well-manicured garden, right?