So, Sebastian “Baste” Duterte decided to take the mic and drop a weak bomb that couldn’t even rally 50 rabid DDS against Marcos — the audacity to call out President Bongbong Marcos for a one-way ticket to Resignationville. 💥💼

But let’s hit pause and dissect this spectacle, shall we?

First things first, Baste. Oh, our dear Baste. 🤦‍♂️ He’s got that classic Duterte flair, doesn’t he? He speaks before he thinks, turns every sentence into a theatrical performance complete with expletives and enough emotional appeal to make your head spin. Listening to the Dutertes is like riding a rollercoaster—wild, unpredictable, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. 🙄

Now, about this call for resignation. Is it rooted in genuine concern for the people, or just another episode in the Duterte family drama series? 📺🍿 Without concrete reasons, it’s like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded—confusing and likely to lead nowhere fast.

But let’s shift our gaze to Imee Marcos, the maven of political intrigue. 🎭🕵️‍♀️ What’s her role in this political tango?

Here are a few tantalizing possibilities why she’s close and even defend the Dutertes: 🤔

1. She’s feeling like the odd one out in the Marcos clan and she’s eager to make her mark on the political stage away from her brother. ☕️
2. She’s eyeing that coveted presidency in the 2028 elections, so she’s cozying up to Sara Duterte for some much-needed clout. 😺
3. She believes that loyalty runs deep, thanks to Duterte letting FM be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. This event cemented her allegiance to the Dutertes. 💐
4. Playing the long political game, she’s strategically positioned herself as a Trojan horse, ready to make her move when the time is right. ♞

Now that Baste has thrown down the gauntlet, where does Imee go from here? The Loyalists might be giving her the side-eye, and with Baste shining the spotlight on her media antics, even some die-hard DDShits might be feeling a tad skeptical. 🤔 And let’s not forget, she’s still got that Marcos surname hanging over her head like a political cloud.

So, sweeties, the burning question remains: Where in the world is Imee Marcos headed now? Are the Loyalists still rolling out the welcome mat, or is it time for a little political rebranding? Only time will tell in this dizzying game of political chess! ♟️🔥