In the riveting saga of “Miscommunication that Matters,” Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte has artfully redefined the word “sorry,” leaving Senator Imee Marcos scratching her head in confusion. Mayor Duterte, a linguistic virtuoso, clarified that he wasn’t apologizing for his comments on Imee’s brother, the president, but rather expressing pity for her comprehension skills. It’s a masterclass in linguistic gymnastics that has us all pondering the deeper meaning of remorse.

Now, the burning question is whether Senator Imee will reconsider her support for the Duterte clan and return to the fold of the Marcos family, like a prodigal sister seeking refuge from the perplexing world of sorry-not-sorry semantics. It’s a tale of political intrigue where apologies are as elusive as common sense, and where words dance around truth like a cat on a hot tin roof. In this theatrical spectacle, everyone’s a player, but the script remains delightfully absurd.