France Castro tried to serve Rodrigo Duterte a legal cocktail, but alas, the court played the ultimate party pooper and dismissed it. Cue the collective gasp! 😱👩‍⚖️

But let’s give Castro a chic clap for her valiant effort in the high-stakes game of due process. She waltzed through the legal labyrinth like a true gladiator in stilettos. 👠⚔️

Now, let’s twirl our focus to Duterte’s notorious war on drugs – an extravagant affair where due process was more absent than a diet coke at a grand buffet. 😬🍰 Thousands of people got killed without a single invite to the courtroom!

And who’s RSVP’ing with a vengeance? None other than the ICC officials, darlings! They’re tiptoeing in, armed with their little notebooks, ready to tango through the tales of those not-so-glitzy nights. 🕵️‍♂️📔

As the curtains rise on this saga, we’re left nibbling on our nails, pondering: will the maestro of the bloody war on drugs face the music, or will it be just another cliffhanger in our nation’s dramatic series? Stay tuned, my lovelies. The show’s just getting started! 🍵🎬