In a stunning display of absolute obliviousness, actress Vilma Santos has effortlessly debunked claims that she somehow orchestrated her recent Best Actress win at the Metro Manila Film Festival.

Santos masterfully navigated the art of feigned innocence, declaring, “Oh, winning awards? I thought those were just decorative paperweights they hand out backstage. Silly me!”

With an unparalleled commitment to nonchalance, Santos expertly sidestepped any acknowledgment of her influence in the voting process. “I mean, who am I to have any impact on an award? I’m just a mere mortal with a filmography longer than a CVS receipt,” she chuckled, as if blissfully unaware of her own cinematic prowess.

In the court of public opinion, Santos should just skillfully embrace the strategy of ignoring the noise, leaving spectators to marvel at her sheer audacity—or perhaps sheer genius. After all, why plead not guilty when you can simply act like the trophy on your shelf is just a charming coincidence?