Sass Rogando Sasot, the self-proclaimed purveyor of truth and justice, took to her X account to ask a pressing question: “Should I expect to be asked for my signature?” 

One can’t help but wonder if this query is a sarcastic reaction to recent reports of Barangay citizens being coerced into signing documents for a dubious chart change. 

While Sass might not be signing away the country’s fate, her prolific output of fake news and baseless allegations against figures like Thinking Pinoy and PCSO head Mel Robles could soon have her autographing a different kind of document – a subpoena.

It seems Sasot is unwittingly anticipating the bureaucratic paperwork that may come with her penchant for sensationalism. Perhaps cautionary tales about the consequences of spreading misinformation are written between the lines of her inquiry. 

After all, in the world of satire, reality and satire often share a blurry line, and Sass might soon find herself autographing her own downfall. 

Be careful what you ask for, indeed.