💫👏 Good eve, my chic political enthusiasts! Let’s raise our lattes to the fascinating metamorphosis of Jeffrey “Ka Eric” Celis. What a journey this chameleon has had! 🐛🦋

From his humble beginnings as an NPA cadre lurking and hiding in the jungles, Ka Eric has climbed the ladder of notoriety with the grace of a cat burglar. He seamlessly transitioned into a small-time propagandist, then became the trusted mouthpiece of Mayor Jed Mabilog of Iloilo City, who, plot twist, was named a drug protector by Duterte himself! 🎭🤷‍♂️

But wait, there’s more! Ka Eric then donned the hat of an SMNI pseudo-journalist, mastering the art of red tagging with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store. 🍭📰 His latest act? Being held in contempt by the House of Representatives and branding the HoR a Kangaroo Court. Talk about his audacity and his flair for being the center of attention! 🏛️🎪

Oh, the irony! The man who’s made a career out of dodging due process cries foul when he claimed he was not afforded due process by the HoR! Tears of a clown, perhaps? 🤡💧

Despite his resume as an insurgent, a propagandist, and a drug protector (he was named by Duterte in 2016 as well), the DDS and PPP minions still shower him with praises, blissfully unaware (or are they?) of his skills in manipulation and self-preservation. It’s like applauding the wolf in sheep’s clothing for its fashion sense. 🐺👗

So, hats off to you, Ka Eric, for your ever-evolving script in the political theater. You’ve shown that with enough twists, turns, and a disregard for the rules, anyone can be the star of their own show – even if it’s a one-man circus. 🎩🎪

Stay stylish, stay smart, and always remember: in politics, the most colorful characters often have the most checkered pasts. Until next time, darlings! ✨💋