by Melchor Vergara

In the latest episode of “Comedic Chronicles with Jay Sonza,” the P1 Million-a-month consultant of SMNI News demonstrates his unparalleled mastery of selective outrage and a stunning disregard for basic comprehension skills. In a daring quest to outshine the queen of intrigue, Cristy Fermin, Sonza takes aim at Bongbong Marcos, accusing him of intergalactic meddling or some such thing.

While Marawi City weeps in the background, Sonza, the intellectual acrobat, leaps effortlessly over facts and logic. Forget that the president condemned the Marawi bombing faster than you can say “headline grab.” Instead, let’s focus on the real threat to humanity – Bongbong’s covert operations in North Korea. Because, clearly, joining the United Nations in condemning missile launches is the modern equivalent of launching missiles.

In the grand circus of misinformation, Jay Sonza deserves a standing ovation for his breathtaking performance. Move over, logic; Sonza’s in town!