Good morning, dear readers! I stumbled upon this post and couldn’t help but CRINGE. Which brings me to today’s post: dissecting the enigma that is Sara Duterte. 💅

Does she possess the wisdom of a seasoned statesperson? 🤔 Well, let’s just say her political acumen is still in the oven, and the timer hasn’t gone off yet. ⏰

Now, when it comes to charisma, diplomacy, and eloquence, one might argue that her charm is as elusive as a cat’s shadow on a moonless night. Diplomacy? That seems more like a foreign language to her, spoken in hushed tones by sophisticated leaders. Her eloquence, or lack thereof, leaves much to be desired, and the prospect of an impromptu speech seems to be a daunting task for her. 🎤✨

Experience, darling, is a crucial ingredient in this political cauldron, and while Sara has her fair share, it’s more like an entry-level potion. As for vision, well, let’s just say her crystal ball might need a good polish. 🔮

Ah, the cherry on top: taking politics personally and wielding the “confidential funds” card as a weapon. Classic move, right? If you are against confidential funds, you are against peace, and if you are against peace, you are an enemy of the state. It’s not just illogical but it is a dictator chic fashion statement. 🕵️‍♀️👑

The whimsical comparison of Sara Duterte to an eagle, untouched by tigers and impervious to crocodiles might be poetic but not realistic. 🦅🐅🐊

Sara Duterte operates in the realm of policies and does not soar above the fray. The vice president position is just a spare tire, let’s be blunt about it. And she’s not the best performing cabinet secretary either. 🫢

In Philippine politics, it’s not just tigers and crocodiles to contend with but a menagerie of political players with diverse motives. Let’s not reduce this into a National Geographic documentary. Political survival requires more than feathers and a lofty perch. She’s just lucky she has a popular father and “Duterte” as her last name. 🤡

I’m pretty sure you agree, dear readers, that Sara Duterte’s performance might need a bit more rehearsal before she claims the leading role. Until then, enjoy your day! 🎭✨