In a dazzling display of journalistic acrobatics, TV host Karen Davila recently graced the cover of an obscure magazine, determined to prove she’s the unsung paragon of impartiality. 

In a masterstroke of subtlety, she posed with a dual expression—one side flashing the five-finger sign symbolic of support for Leila de Lima, while the other exchanging fist bumps with Rodrigo Duterte. Aiming for the elusive middle ground, Davila declared, “Walang kinikilingan, walang kinakampihan,” as if auditioning for a role in a political trapeze act. 

One can’t help but marvel at the contortions, wondering if this balancing act will secure her a spot in the Olympics of journalistic gymnastics.