The Duterte dynasty is set to continue its reign over the Philippines with a dream team for the 2028 presidential election: President Sara Duterte and Vice President Rodrigo Duterte. 

The political landscape is abuzz with excitement, or perhaps it’s just the collective shiver running down the spines of the opposition.

As the Duterte-Duterte duo prepares to take the helm, the opposition finds itself in a quagmire, desperately searching for a candidate who can match up to the formidable Sara Duterte. Rumor has it they’ve considered recruiting superheroes, wizards, and even retired Jedi knights to stand a chance.

Political analysts are calling it the “Duterte Dynasty 2.0,” predicting a future where karaoke is the official national anthem and mandatory “Duterte salutes” replace handshakes. 

The jittery opposition, meanwhile, is holding emergency strategy meetings, considering the possibility of hiring motivational speakers to boost their morale.

In this surreal political circus, one thing is certain: the Duterte dynasty isn’t just a political force; it’s a saga that promises to keep the nation entertained, whether they like it or not.