(Adobo Chronicles senior geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – In a stunning display of sculpture diplomacy, President Joe Biden has announced plans to re-establish military-to-military ties with China by gifting a colossal statue to Beijing during his meeting with President Xi Jinping at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit in San Francisco. 

The monumental masterpiece, titled “The Unity Embrace,” will depict a Chinese terracotta warrior warmly embracing the Statue of Liberty.

Biden, eager to showcase America’s sincere commitment to cooperation, believes this artistic gesture will symbolize the unbreakable bond between the two nations. Critics, however, question the efficacy of sculpture diplomacy and whether a giant statue can truly mend complex geopolitical relations.

As construction begins on this towering titan of unity, political satirists have dubbed it the “Statue of Liber-chino.” Only time will tell if this unconventional approach to international relations will sculpt a path towards harmony or merely stand as a monument to diplomatic whimsy.