MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In a groundbreaking move, the Department of Foreign Affairs has proudly presented the revamped Philippine passport, featuring a staggering alteration: “Pilipinas” has been rebranded as “Filipinas.” 

The DFA claims this linguistic makeover was inspired by none other than Miss Universe Philippines, Michelle Dee, who is rumored to introduce herself as the representative from “Filipinas” in a nod to the country’s historical roots as Las Islas Filipinas (1500’s).

Critics are calling it a stroke of genius, while others are wondering if next, they’ll be adding “Cute Republic of Filipinas” as the official designation. Stay tuned for more linguistic acrobatics from the DFA!