In the vast realm of online enlightenment, blogger Krizette Laureta Chu has taken a spiritual detour, advocating for the reincarnation of public figures with the finesse of a fortune teller who misplaced her crystal ball.

Chu boldly claims that former Senator Franklin Drilon, who, as of last check, remains very much alive, has seamlessly transmogrified into Speaker Martin Romualdez. It appears that Chu has swapped her metaphysical compass for a faulty GPS, leading her straight into the realm of absurdity.

One might wonder if Chu has taken a stroll through George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” and mistaken it for a spiritual guidebook. The reincarnation theory is intriguing, but choosing a subject still among the living raises eyebrows higher than a yogi mastering an intricate pose.

As Chu preaches her unique blend of divine dogma, one can’t help but ponder if she’s gone to the pigs—or perhaps, in this case, the dogs of misguided spiritualism.