by Melchor Vergara

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Senator Franklin Drilon has filed a cyber libel case against blogger Krizette Laureta Chu, claiming her recent post suggesting his reincarnation as House Speaker Martin Romualdez is a grave offense.

Drilon, who has yet to master the art of transcendental existence, insists that one must die before reincarnating—a minor detail overlooked by the relentless blogger.

In response, Chu has vowed to organize a séance to confirm Drilon’s vitality, arguing that his frequent naps could be confused with an otherworldly slumber. As the legal battle unfolds, the nation anxiously awaits the verdict on the senator’s metaphysical status.