Vice President Sara Duterte declares that she will no longer pursue confidential funds for the Department of Education, leaving anti-administration critics scrambling for a new avenue of discontent. 

This unexpected move has rendered moot the countless hours of noise, criticism, legislative inquiries, and social media debates that had been brewing over the elusive moolah. It seems the vice president has denied naysayers the pleasure of further tarnishing her image by choosing financial prudence over controversy.

For those who thrive on stirring the pot, it’s a lost opportunity to milk the situation for all its scandalous worth. The question now looms: what fresh issue can the anti-administration elements concoct to keep the public engaged in a never-ending cycle of debate and finger-pointing? Perhaps they’ll pivot to critiquing the color of the vice president’s shoelaces or scrutinizing her choice of breakfast cereal. 

The saga of political drama continues, and the audience awaits the next act with bated breath.