Megastar Sharon Cuneta recently took to social media to deny a shocking accusation: that she is, in fact, a manananggal, a mythical Filipino creature known for its ability to separate its upper torso to hunt for prey. Cuneta vehemently insisted that she’s not a manananggal and that her children are definitely not chickens. “No cockfights here,” she proclaimed, as if we were all eagerly awaiting her livestock updates.

It’s reassuring to know that our national superstar is not moonlighting as a supernatural being and that her offspring aren’t secretly feathered fowl. The world can finally breathe a sigh of relief.