Ah, the Filipino tabo, a true symbol of innovation in the world of personal hygiene. 

While the rest of the world may have embraced fancy French bidets with their water jets and warm air dryers, the resilient tabo remains a steadfast companion in the majority of Filipino households. It’s not just a bathroom accessory; it’s a way of life.

While some may scoff at the idea of using a simple plastic scoop to cleanse themselves, the tabo is the ultimate multitasker. It’s not just for post-toilet cleanups; it moonlights as a gardening tool, a kitchen utensil, and even a must-have in fish markets. 

Who needs fancy gadgets when you have the Swiss Army knife of bathroom utilities?

So, to all those who lament the Philippines’ alleged overindulgence in bidets, fear not. The tabo continues to reign supreme, proving that sometimes, the simplest things in life are the most indispensable. 

Long live the tabo, the unsung hero of Filipino hygiene and daily life!