Grab your popcorn and put on your most fabulous shades because I’ll talk about the dramatic fall of the DDS influencers a.k.a. the PPPs. 😎🍵

These once unstoppable online celebs — who don’t really have celeb aura and star power — thought they had the political runway all to themselves. They were strutting around like they owned the archipelago, and as if they’re the only citizens of this country. But oh, how the mighty have fallen!

These are the reasons why they are losing their relevance in this administration:

1. Ah, the glorious days of Duterte’s reign, where his squad of toxic and paid influencers ruled the social media roost with their wild, often illogical, and downright nasty attacks—all in the holy name of their adored Poon Duterte. 😅

But, darlings, times have changed! Enter Bongbong Marcos Jr., who brought class, fairness, and logical reasoning to the presidency. BBM as president is a refreshing change from the usual political circus: he offers a stark contrast to the tumultuous tumult we’ve grown rather tired of. 🌥️

And what’s happening to our DDS influencers, particularly those cash-flush parrot propagandists? They’re in a tizzy, and struggling to make heads or tails of this strange new concept called REASON. 😮 Their once-powerful, frothing-at-the-mouth fervor? Sorry, babes, that’s not “in” anymore.

Yes, my dears, the era of rabid ranting is out, and rational discourse is back on the style menu.

2. While Bongbong Marcos Jr. is showing us that his leadership is “less gab, more glam”, his predecessor was serving us a never-ending series of nocturnal rambles and erratic outbursts on national TV. 💤🙄

Guess what? The fabulous netizens, like you, have made their desires crystal clear: they’re craving a leader with poise and purpose, not someone who treats the nation like his personal late-night talk show. 🎤🌙 And let’s just have a tiny chuckle at the DDS influencers who are calling BBM a “weak” leader because he’s not mirroring their beloved Poon’s rabid and incoherent style. How shallow. Endless rambling does not equate to “strong” leadership. 🙄

The netizens, though, they’ve moved on! They’re so over the drama and theatrics of Poon Duterte and his chihuahuas. They want substance, not sound bites; action, not just words. So, sorry not sorry, DDS darlings, but it looks like your time in the spotlight is fading. 📉✨

3. In the judicious world of Bongbong Marcos Jr., we see a steadfast commitment to the rule of law, a refreshing contrast to his predecessor’s penchant for extrajudicial shortcuts. 💼⚖️

The DDS influencers, with their blithe disregard for legal boundaries, have shown their true colors, and let’s just say, it’s not a shade that suits them. Imagine justifying killing someone in broad daylight, with no provocation from the victim. Scary. 😱

This glaring incongruity has not gone unnoticed by the discerning public, which made many to turn away, because they’re searching for a leadership that aligns with justice and dignity, not the trigger happy kind. 👀🙅‍♀️

4. The DDS influencers are now being unmasked as nothing more than Paid Parrot Propagandists, and we have Niño Barzaga’s revealing YouTube exposé to thank for spilling the tea! ☕️ And let’s not forget my insider friends who have confirmed this juicy gossip. Looks like the DDS influencers’ credibility is hanging by a thread! 💸🤥
5. The DDS influencers are also caught in a web of controversies and scandals! 😮💅 Trixie is practically on a first-name basis with suspension, thanks to the Supreme Court that suspended her TWICE, not to mention her money scandals as narrated by her ex law firm partner. Just search on Google: “Trixie Makamundong Anghel” to read the juicy expośe. Talk about legal drama! 🎭

And Sasot, darlings, demanding P2 million just to zip it in the “Love the Philippines” campaign? Tsk tsk, that’s quite a price tag for silence, don’t you think? And she had the audacity to frame it as “bribery”. So, it did happen, Sass, didn’t it? Add that to many of her under-the-table transactions with politicians and China. That’s lots of cash for appearing stupid and lukaret on social media! 💰🤐

Krizette, on the other hand, have maxed out milking her followers of their hard-earned money. She seems to be playing fast and loose with funds, which lacks transparency and accountability. How très chic of them! 💼🔍

As for Maharlika, whispers in the high society corridors suggest a not-so-mysterious benefactor by the initials VR. The owner and publisher of the toxic Saksi Ngayon tabloid, remember? Hmmm. 🕵️‍♀️💰

Once upon a time, these influencers were the talk of the town, revered by many. But now that their pay-to-play antics have come to light. Sorry, darling DDS parrots, but it’s time for a reality check. The public has spoken, and it’s clear: being a bayaran is so out of style! 💃🚫

6. Bongbong Marcos, with the utmost grace and conviction, is standing resolutely for the sovereignty of the Philippines in the West Philippine Sea. It’s as if he’s breathed fresh air into the sails of our national dignity, and as if he is showing the world that we will not be belittled, bullied, nor overlooked. 🇵🇭✨

On the flip side, the DDS squad seems to have missed the memo. They are clinging onto old allegiances like last season’s must-have accessory.

Remember what happened in July? Trixie Cruz-Angeles, Ahmed Paglinawan, Marx Lopez, Tio Moreno (Alex Destor) and the other paid propagandists – hopped on a jet to China as if they were Beijing’s latest fashion ambassadors! And what do we know? They’re now parroting pro-China propaganda 24/7! That’s what the power of the Yuan can do! 🛫🇨🇳

And oh, let’s not overlook Sass Rogando Sasot as the main Chinese puppet. If Beijing were hosting dinner for their number one fan, she’d surely be front and center, ready for her close-up smile. And SHE IS! She is Xi Jinping’s puppy extraordinaire! 🐶 🎤

It’s quite the spectacle, really. Here we have a President, elegantly fighting for our nation’s rightful place in the world, while a certain group is playing for the other team. It’s enough to make the haute couture crowd spill their champagne! 🥂👀

7. Now, let’s talk about their arguments. When engaged in the art of debate, the DDS influencers seem to take a scenic route, veer off-topic with a nonchalance that leaves the readers both baffled and amused. 🤷‍♀️🎭

Their arguments are akin to a flamboyant fashion ensemble that’s mismatched and out of season. They lack coherence and substance. It’s as if they are dancing to a rhythm only they can hear while blissfully unaware that the audience cannot follow them. 💃🕺🎶

BUT! The discerning eyes of the netizens, much like the fashion critics on the front row of a runway show, are not easily fooled. They see through the smoke and mirrors — they recognize the difference between genuine discourse and performative, idiotic theatrics. 👀✨

In their quest to be heard, these influencers have forgotten the golden rule: Quality trumps quantity, and a well-argued point will always outshine a cacophony of aimless chatter. 💬💅

8. The DDS influencers, in their relentless fervor, resemble more of a frenzied pack of attack dogs than thoughtful political commentators. Their modus operandi? Launch attacks after attacks, sometimes 24/7, while parroting one another. They have little regard for nuanced discussion or thoughtful analysis. 🐕💥

These purveyors of chaos thrive on creating content that caters not to the intellectual and the discerning, but to the uncritical and the lutangs. They are the pied pipers of the digital age, who lead their legion of unquestioning followers with catchy tunes of manufactured outrage and defiance. 🎶🐀

And so, they continue on their merry way. They’re blissfully unaware that their appeal is limited, their audience self-selecting. They remain confined to their echo chambers: they shout into the void, while the thinkers and the doers of the world move forward, undeterred and unswayed by their toxicity. 💅

9. This one is very important: The DDS influencers, in their fervent devotion to a particular brand of political ideology, seems to be somewhat out of sync with Sara Duterte’s more nuanced and individual stance. The DDS influencers’ vociferous expressions do not necessarily align with Sara’s sentiments, which leads to a muddled perception of her among the general populace. 💬🔄

Sara Duterte, markedly distinct from her father in her approach and perspectives, finds her image inadvertently entangled in the web woven by the toxic DDS influencers. These influencers, in their zeal to defend her, end up doing more harm than good on Sara’s reputation. 🛡️🤦‍♀️

The irony is palpable: in their quest to support, they tarnish; in their attempt to amplify, they distort. The end result? A disservice to the very person they seek to defend, and a confused audience left to untangle the mixed messages. The recent survey is proof of this. 🔄🧐

So there you have it, darlings. Let’s take a final bow and bid adieu to the once-mighty, now just petty, DDS influencers a.k.a. the Paid Parrot Propagandists. 🦜

Their glory days of throwing shade and spreading chaos are fading faster than a viral dance trend on TikTok, and all we can say is, “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, darlings!” 🚪💃

These DDS influencers tried to keep up with the times, but sadly, their drama does not work anymore. Bongbong Marcos Jr., the now commander-in-chief, has redefined presidential glam, leaving the DDS influencers stumbling in their narratives that make them petty and irrelevant.👠👀

They once strutted the political runway with confidence, but now? They’re tripping over their own misguided loyalty, and it’s a runway disaster we can’t look away from. 🤳🚶‍♀️

Their arguments are more scrambled than a drag queen’s wig after a performance, and it’s clear: these influencers are NOT the smart kind. 📺🤡

So, here’s to the DDS influencers, the unsung heroes of political comedy. Thanks for the laughs, the eye rolls, and the endless supply of cringe moments. You’ve kept our meme game strong until your Poon ended his term. 🙈💪

As the DDS toxic squad fades into the background, they’re overshadowed by a leader with actual plans and polished shoes. 👞 🌿 Don’t worry, we will always remember the DDS influencers as the little chihuahuas that could… bark, but not much else. 🐶🗣️