Ah, the 2028 Philippine presidential elections, a grand spectacle of political theatrics and absurdity! It’s like watching a never-ending telenovela where the characters change, but the plot remains painfully predictable.

First, we have the ever-looming shadow of the Duterte dynasty, with VP Sara Duterte emerging as the star candidate. What’s next? A campaign slogan that reads, “Because one Duterte just isn’t enough!” Who needs checks and balances when you can have familial power consolidation?

Then, enter House Speaker Romualdez, the embodiment of political opportunism. He’s been quietly building his empire, and his presidential bid feels like the grand finale of a sitcom no one asked for. Will his campaign promise be to finally bring order to the MRT lines, which are as tangled as his political alliances?

And, of course, we must not forget Senator Risa Hontiveros, leading the Opposition charge with all the charisma of a wet mop. Her campaign could be centered around a pledge to make sure the Philippines remains perpetually divided, because who needs unity when you can have more chaos?

Get ready, folks, for the 2028 Philippine presidential elections, where the three-ring circus is coming to town, and the clowns are running the show!