In the grand arena of life, there are two distinct breeds of individuals who have made it their personal mission to cling desperately to the past. First, we have the “Eternal Denier.” This species of human simply cannot admit defeat, no matter how overwhelming the evidence may be. They wear their losses like a badge of honor, spinning each failure into an elaborate conspiracy theory.

And then there’s the “Delusional Relic,” a unique specimen that cannot come to terms with their loss of power. Despite the glaring reality, they insist on acting as if they still possess the clout they once wielded, barking orders to an audience that’s long moved on. In a world that evolves at the speed of light, these two stubborn souls offer a nostalgic trip down the rabbit hole of denial, a realm where losing is winning, and the past is perpetually present.