Ah, the modern education system, where school classes are at the mercy of the elements, holidays, protests, and strikes! Remember the good old days when kids donned rain gear and rubber boots, their resilience unmatched by a drizzle or a bit of breezy weather? Alas, those days seem long gone, buried under an avalanche of hashtagged “walang pasok.”

One might wonder if these disruptions have any educational value, or if they’re simply a grand exercise in meteorological fortune-telling. Perhaps we need a new subject in the curriculum: “Weather Prediction 101.” Because heaven forbid students might have to learn amidst the hardship of a light shower or a minor flood!

And what about those pesky holidays, protests, and strikes? Shouldn’t we deduct the wasted classroom time from their annual schedule? Parents should demand a “class-suspension rebate” for each day their child stays home. After all, education is priceless, and the occasional raindrop should never stand in its way!