House Speaker Martin Romualdez has decided to join the ever-expanding political circus by launching his own party, aptly named Triple A: the “Ambitious Aspirants Alliance.”

While Romualdez claims it’s all about ‘serving the people,’ many suspect it’s just a warm-up routine for his presidential run in 2028. His party will go head-to-head with VP Sara Duterte’s UniTeam, which is like watching two toddlers fight over a shiny toy.

Meanwhile, former President Rodrigo Duterte has stepped into the ring as UniTeam’s chief political strategist, pledging to pass on his “expertise” to his daughter. It’s a real-life reality show with more drama than a soap opera.

Let the political games begin, as the nation braces itself for a spectacle of epic proportions!