Well, well, well, folks, it seems we’ve stumbled into the latest episode of “As the Hollywood World Turns.” 

In the grand tradition of dramatic moments at the Oscars, Will Smith delivered a memorable performance, but not in the way he hoped. When he declared, “Keep my wife’s name outta your fuckin mouth,” it was almost as if he’d channeled his inner knight in shining armor, riding to defend Lady Jada’s honor from the comedic banter of host Chris Rock.

But now, in an astonishing twist, Jada claims she and Smith have been separated 5 years before that infamous live, prime-time slap, with Rock on the receiving end.

Who knew the Oscars could become a marriage counseling session? Stay tuned, Hollywood, because the drama never ends, and the awards keep rolling in!